Is Your Sister Hot?
If you’re between the age of 13 and 42, and have an older sister, you know you’ve heard this question before: “Is your sister hot?” It’s the most common question ever to be asked to a man with, well… a sister. Originally originating from the organic origins of Texas, this question has been passed through generations upon generations. First asked by a young man by the name of Scott Joplin, this question came about when it was actually possible for the person being questioned to answer it. (As stated before, it originated in the south)
Although the poor soul, being expected to answer the question, never does. Why, you ask? That’s simple: it’s just plain sick, unless you live in Texas. Nine out of every ten times this is asked, it is followed up by some nervous stuttering and a punch to the questioneers face. Of course, leaving every one out of ten times asked to be answered. This question has resulted in the loss of many friendships, and the possible incest thoughts to lurk through the brave soldier it was asked to. The popular question has appeared in a few motion picture films, and since then has become a huge hit across the planet.
No sister is safe of the question. It comes from anywhere. At anytime, just crouching behind a dumpster waiting to pounce. It is something that every girl must keep in mind, and watch their brothers carefully. Although, there is no possible way to approach the situation once it’s out there. What are you going to do? Walk up to your brother and ask him if his friends have asked about her? No, the easiest way for a young girl to realize the question has been asked is to watch the siblings movements. It is most common that the siblings left pinky finger will start shaking whenever the sister approaches, so that’s a good thing to keep in mind.
Suffice to say, it is almost impossible to avoid this situation. It’s going to happen, so you might as well relax until it does. Because it’s almost certain that you’re going to need to take control of the wheel once the question is out there. So I’ll end this with one question:
Is YOUR sister hot?
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